My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
what else is the point of boobs really
kind bars are like food from the heavens
white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine
do you ever just feel like
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON